
Full-time
Well, that was ridiculously easy for Barça. I shudder to think what
would have happened to Elche if Neymar and Suárez had started alongside
Messi. Elche were toothless. They had no shots on goal even though they
had a man advantage for 45 minutes. That was no more than an extension
of pre-season for the home team really. Barça will have learned very
little but they will have got fitter, what running around with 10 men
for half the match. Anyway, thanks for your emails. Bye.
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21:51
90+3 min: Messi is denied a hat-trick by a last-ditch tackle and peep! That’s your lot.
Updated
21:49
90+1 min: An email: “My ex
girlfriend’s mother was a witch, didn’t play poker we played Pontoon and
she was always the dealer cos her house her rules,” writes John Mc
Enerney. “Won a little lost a bit but I was the real winner cos I no
longer have any contact with her or her daughter but I’m sure she can
see me in her crystal ball & one day she’ll scramble her army of
flying monkeys to get me!”
21:48
90 min: There’ll be three more minutes of this walk
in the park for Barça. Elche are down to 10 men now too. Jonathas has
knacked an ankle and Elche have used up their subs.
21:47
87 min: Barça fans chant Luis Enrique’s name. This
has been a decent first outing for the new coach. Messi has looked
surprisingly fresh, his youngsters have impressed, and his side have
reacted very well to being reduced to 10 men. That defence though?
Vermaelen may well look like Baresi among that lot.
21:43
84 min: “One thing that has really disappointed me
about Barcelona’s pre-season is the shipping off of Deulofeu on loan.
The lad’s the future of football!’ harrumphs Philip Podolsky.
Barcelona’s bench is a pick-and-mix of the future of football, Philip.
21:41
82 min: Pedro is sent shuffling up the left wing. He works enough space to whip a cross in but it’s a 3/10 effort and cleared easily.
Updated
21:40
78 min: A couple of hundred Elche fans are sat in
the heavens at Camp Nou wondering whether their team has even played as
many passes as they have brought supporters. I’d say it’s
close.Barcelona are knocking the ball around midfield accurately but
with very little purpose, happy to wait for the right moment to spring
the killer pass.
21:36
77 min: A substitute. Iniesta, Barça’s captain
tonight, is replaced by Sergi Roberto. Meanwhile, JR in Illinois writes:
“Here in the U.S. one of the announcers is (the borderline insane) Ray
Hudson. After the last goal he compared Messi to a poker player, then
said Messi was like a witch, then said playing against him is like
playing poker with a witch ‘because you know you’re going to lose.’
Earlier he also said someone on Barcelona was “’as cool as a polar bear’s backside’.” Readers, have you ever played poker with a witch? Did any of you win?
21:34
75 min: Rakitic may end up being Barça’s metronomic
replacement for Xavi, but more in the mould of Alonso. He has played
some very accurate long passes tonight, as well as doing the short and
sweet stuff economically too.
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